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How to Be: At the Office |
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 While there are some general
etiquette tips that cross over to the office, such as shaking hands
firmly, being respectful and punctual, and not spitting on others,
there is some specific work-related behavior to remember. It takes
practice to separate yourself from the great unwashed and you can start
with the following: Attention, Cube Dwellers!
If you work in an open space, and thus do not have a door to close when
you feel like raising your voice, using foul language, or arranging an
illicit rendezvous, respect those nearby and keep your voice down.
Personal Grooming at the Office. Thought
about combing your hair or brushing your teeth outside of the bathroom?
Don't. Additionally, don't clip your nails in the office. You should do
that at home.
Coming Attractions. Be
careful of what you have on your computer screen. Most of us work
in public places. Not everyone will agree with your definition of "art"
or share your sense of humor, so reserve the Jenna Jameson screen
savers and Dave Chappelle Show clips for home or you may find yourself
there with time on your hands while you're looking for other work.
Cell Phone Symphony.
In a meeting of any type, turn your cell phone off or set the ringer on
silent. If you and it rings, immediately turn the phone off and don't
answer it. If it's an important call that you must answer — like from a
key client, your mom, or your parole officer — alert your colleagues in
advance that you are expecting a call, then discreetly excuse yourself
when the call comes in and take the call outside of the conference
room.
Your Boss, not your Buddy: No matter
how much golf you two play or how many drinks you've downed together,
remember that your boss is your boss. In the office, always be
respectful, even if the boss asks you to do something you just don't
want to do. Don't whine or let your professionalism slip. State your
objections with reason and logic and then go do the job anyway.
Quittin' Time!
We can just about guarantee that whatever job you have now, you'll
eventually leave. When you do, resign professionally and with dignity.
A resignation letter to your boss and two weeks notice is standard
practice. There's no need to run around yelling, "I'm outta here,
baby!" The same applies if you're fired -- and you may be fired one day
(due to no fault of your own, of course). A scorched-earth policy is no
way leave a job, so stay professional. You may need a reference or want
to do business with that firm in the future.
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Good Stuff for Better Guys |
 The thought of wool dress pants in the summer makes our legs itch. And
chinos are for weekends. Enter linen dress pants. A pair of lined,
tailored linen pants makes for an easy transition from office to
outdoor happy hour. At men's shops and department stores. |
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