 They're called "dogs" for a reason. You stuff
them into shoes and ask them to support however many hundreds of pounds
you carry around each day, treating them like... well, dogs. Our theory is that because feet
are the farthest away from "Central Command" (read: your head), they
get the least amount of attention. Keep neglecting them and
they'll let you know when they've had enough. Ever been to a
podiatrist? Believe us, it sucks. Regularly clip your toenails. Women hate to be scratched under the covers by your toes, seriously.
Pedicures:
Consider this about a pedicure: They soak
your feet, clip your toenails, remove calluses, soothe them with
lotion, and give you a foot and lower-leg massage. There are worse ways
to spend your time. It costs about the price of lunch at a
nice restaurant. Yes, we know women get pedicures. Many of your
favorite athletes get them too, tough guy.Remove any dirt or lint from under the nails.
Use a pumice stone
on the soles of your feet to remove that old calloused
skin. Do this once a week.
Use lotion on your feet, just like you do for the rest of your body. Do it before bed. She'll thank you.
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